Archive for the ‘ Comedy ’ Category

Verde Valleywag, Green Valleywag or Valleverdewag?

Isn’t it obvious, I’ve been reading it way too much. Maybe it would be nice if someone (aka. me) launched a local version of Valleywag. [ READ MORE ]

Getting Dating Advice from My Mother

  • March 10th, 2010
  • Posted in Comedy

Something short for a change. Seems like you guys hate the fact that I write very long entries about nothing. But then again, screw you. [ READ MORE ]

Possession Obsession

  • February 23rd, 2010
  • Posted in Comedy

You know there’s something you need right here and now To fill the space inside of yourself, oh, with money, love or power When you want to have the number one first run anyone You’re crazy ’til you own them, You ought to know better than that, girl The more that you buy the less you get back, you [ READ MORE ]

Five TV Characters I Want To Have A Valentine’s Date With This Valentines Day (or whenever; that’s okay with me)

Since we all know she’s way out of my league, I think I’ll spend this Valentine’s Day (or season or whatever) like I always do, fantasizing. And this year, what better way to fantasize but to think of five “very special” women whom I want to have a V-day date with. They’re “very special” that [ READ MORE ]

Hello World: A Commentary on the Personal Blog and The Historical Ride To Our Way Too Much Self-Love. And my first blog entry.

Because saying “Hello World” is not good enough these days for you motherfuckers. [ READ MORE ]

Pardon my language

This blog is written in the lingua franca of the writer: Taglish (the hybrid of the Tagalog and English languages). As much as he attempt in his writings, an ample full English translation of certain taglish phrases or lines; he might not because at times he just doesn’t give a fuck.