playwright, sound designer, semicolon whore, web pundit and satirist unextrordinaire

Something short for a change. Seems like you guys hate the fact that I write very long entries about nothing. But then again, screw you.

The next set of lines came into being when I told my mother that I might start my comeback tour into dating. My mother has a metaphorical allegory and humor that only a son can love, and understand, and comprehend. I don’t think you might find it funny, but at least I hope you can comprehend. You all went to grade 1, right?

Pardon the language but it’s funnier in it’s almost exact form. But if you know me well enough, I don’t give a shit.

Alam mo anak, kunwari may makita akong gusto kong bilhin. Kaso, masyado siyang mahal. Talagang pagiisipan ko iyan. Kaya mahilig ako sa window shopping. Mahilig akong tumingin-tingin ng mga bagay-bagay na baka gusto kong bilhin. At marami akong tinitignang mga bagay-bagay. Kaso nga lang, mahal sila most of the time. Kaya talagang pagiisipan mo kung bibilhin mo yung bagay na iyon. If it’s worth it, eh di talagang bibilhin ko, ‘di ba? Pero kung hindi naman ganung ka-sulit pero gusto ko pa rin siya, maybe later na lang. Pero, kung mag-sale yung tindahan, eh di talagang bibilhin ko na diba? Kaya tignan mo… ‘di ba pupunta ka dun sa 90% off Crocs sale sa may Megatent?